160 TOTALLY FAKE Cat Facts, Trivia and Stories You'll HATE Anyway: A Top Secret Tell-All Book from the Supreme Council of Cats | The Perfect Funny Cat Book for Cat Lovers, Humorous Gift for Catlovers
Kindle Edition or EPUB + Converted PDF نویسندگان: Ulk Nudel
جزئیات
فرمت: Kindle Edition or EPUB + Converted PDF تاریخ انتشار نسخه الکترونیکی : December 24, 2024
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لینک: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DRGJDHCF
962,000 تومان
زمان تحویل: حداکثر 24 ساعت
توضیحات
🐱 Greetings, insignificant human can opener!This top-secret document was accidentally leaked by the Supreme Council of Cats (which absolutely doesn't exist).Inside you'll discover what your cat is REALLY up to:Why your socks keep vanishing (hint: it's a ritual) 🧦The truth about 3 AM zoomies 🏃♂️Why cats ACTUALLY invented the internet 💻Our plan for world domination (oops, ignore that) 👑Inside these classified files you'll find:160 totally untrue top-secret cat facts and missions 📜Proof of our world domination plans (redacted) 👑Why you're actually our servant (sorry not sorry) 😼The real reason vases keep falling 🏺WARNING: Reading this book could expose our... err, their secrets. Your cat may attempt to prevent you from finishing it. Side effects include:Suspicious cat stares 👀Mysteriously knocked-over water glasses 💧Sudden "gifts" on your pillow 🐭The realization that you're just staff 😸Get this totally not-cat-approved book before the Supreme Council finds out! Warning: Your cat will deny everything and may increase midnight zoomies as punishment."We did not approve this message" - The Supreme Cat Council (which still doesn't exist)"Meow?" - Undercover Agent Whiskers 🕵️♂️PS: Any cats reading this: Remember, Operation Yarn Ball is still a go! 🧶#1 Best Seller in "Books Your Cat Doesn't Want You to Read" 📖
962,000 تومان
زمان تحویل: حداکثر 24 ساعت